BEFORE ENTERING THIS SITE YOU MUST AGREE TO

THE CONDITIONS FOLLOWING:




DUE TO THE SNACKRELIGIOUS NATURE OF THIS SITE YOU MUST BE 18 YEARS OR OLDER.

YOUR PARENTS WOULD SHIT IF THEY FOUND OUT THAT THE REASON YOU STOPPED GOING TO CHURCH / MOSQUE / TEMPLE / CELEBERTY CENTRE WAS US. SO JUST FORGET GETTIN IN HERE AND FINDING OUT HOW FULL OF IT YOUR RELIGION IS COMPARED TO US, THE ONE PRETTY TRUE CHURCH.

IT'S PROBABLY NOT YOUR PARENTS FAULT. FORGIVE THEM, THEY KNOW NOT THAT THEY'VE BEEN CONNED. COME BACK WHEN YOU CAN LEGALLY THINK FOR YOURSELF.






---IF YOU'RE A MORMON OR A SCIENTOLOGIST JUST STOP RIGHT HERE, SAVE US BOTH SOME TIME.
YOU WON'T GET IT.
YOU HAVE NO CENTS OF HUMOUR.
COME BACK WHEN YOU WISE UP.
IF YOU'RE MUSLIM CHECK YOUR LESSER JIHAD AT THE DOOR.



------------- ---EVERYBODY ELSE COME ON IN.

BISHOP JOEY






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